Monday, May 30, 2016
Saturday, May 28, 2016
We ended up getting the UN/Goldman Sachs man INSTALLED as PM, over the man We The People elected - srr
Monday, May 23, 2016
To whom was Hillary speaking when she said she would put Bill in charge of revitalising the economy?
Wednesday, May 18, 2016
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead - Smash Mouth
Monday, May 16, 2016
Sunday, May 15, 2016
Tuesday, May 10, 2016
It was this intimate portrait of Walid Ali at home that convinced many to support his bid for the Gold Logie
Monday, May 9, 2016
Saturday, May 7, 2016
Friday, May 6, 2016
Thursday, May 5, 2016
Sunday, May 1, 2016
A Farce in One ActScene: The Prime Minister’s office
Interviewer: How does it feel to be Australia’s first female Prime Minister?
Malcolm: But… but… but… I’m a man…
Interviewer: Yeah, good one. No really, please my listeners really want to know.
Malcolm: Ah… um… Lucy… ?
Lucy: Julia Gillard was Australia’s’ first female Prime Minister.
Interviewer: Oh, you must be Malcolm’s husband… Gillard is a woman? Go on, you’re taking the piss aren’t you, I’ve seen her ‘partner’ Tim, isn’t it?
Lucy: How dare you… that’s grossly offensive and sexist…
Interviewer: Oh how sweet, chivalry is not dead.
Okay, so moving on… Malcolm, you’re not a woman and blind Freddie can see you’re not a man, I guess you’re in what confused individuals call “the questioning stage”.
So as a non-masculine PM, your position on abortion would be instructive. Do you support the murder of babies moments before birth, under the grossly offensive and sexist lie that it is an issue of women’s health?
Lucy: We don’t discuss that issue in Australia. Get out!
Interviewer: Well there we are folks, cowardice and delusion are strong in Australia’s second female Prime Minister and in the Australian women she leads.