The Masque of Anarchy

Potemkin's Village will be closed for the foreseeable future.
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Life is Short. Pray Hard

If the media were honest, they would say, Look, here are the interests we represent and this is the framework within which we look at things - Noam Chomsky

Hobart College: Your Children's Principal's principles

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer - Mark Twain

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Even if they try to kill you, you develop the inner conviction that there are some things so precious, some things so eternally true that they are worth dying for. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Does the Vice-Chancellor and President Professor Warren Bebbington know?

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We preserve the status quo, preserve existing systems - Julie Bishop

There are other measures of self respect for a man, than the number of clean shirts he puts on every day - Ralph Waldo Emerson

An Australian Political Fable

The Turtle and The Scorpion

Paul was a union national secretary with ambitions, but he was also uneducated and spineless. One day he asked Tony, a Prime Minister to carry him politically on his back toward leadership of the Australian Labor Party by partnering up on industrial relations policy.

“Are you mad?” exclaimed Tony the Prime Minister. “You’ll stab me while I’m carrying you and I’ll be replaced by Malcolm the Minister.”

“My dear Tony,” laughed Paul the union national secretary, “because we would be as one on industrial relations, if I were to stab you I would go down with you. Now where is the logic in that?”

“You’re right!” cried Tony. “Hop on!”

Paul climbed aboard and halfway through the policy development process, he shoved a Ka-Bar mightily between Tony’s shoulder blades. The subsequent slanging match sank them both to a single par at the bottom of page 36 of the Adelaide Advertiser.

As they fell into political obscurity, Prime Minister Tony sadly asked, “If there was no logic in your stabbing me, why did you do it?”

“It has nothing to do with logic,” the now irrelevant union national secretary despondently replied. “It’s just in my nature.”

Postscript

Meanwhile, sitting on the bank of Lake Burley Griffin, quietly observing the shenanigans between Tony and Paul, Malcolm the Minister was sharing a bottle of Egon Muller-Scharzhof Scharzhofberger Riesling with Tanya the Baby Killer.

Both seemed quietly contented until Cory Bernardi came up behind them and smacked them both in the back of the head with his Louisville Slugger.

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it - 'Mother Goose, Her Book' Maurice Switzer

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Compact fluorescent lights are basically bloody useless things masquerading as something they aren’t. Remind you of anyone? H B Bear

I wonder if he takes it as easily as he gives it?

To paraphrase Mr Scott himself...

"I have never said I have complete knowledge or understanding (of the claims) at all. In fact this post is about allegations that have been raised, and my pursuit of a full understanding of what has gone on in the absence of a clear and complete explanation as to how these allegations about a paedophile ring in the ABC came to be."

The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers - William Shakespeare

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Adam Goodes is to chivalry what Sarah Hanson-Young is to statesmanship

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