One down, one to go

He's wound up like a thousand day clock - Paul Keating

In the spirit of 'Where's Wally', here's a new game the whole country can enjoy

Kevin Rudd and hence the ALP are moved to action against the perpetrators of one and yet they only survive with the support of the perpetrators of the other

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh - Tom Lehrer

That he is Totally and Permanently Incapacitated, I have no doubt

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A partial explanation for the ALP’s 44% 2PP

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We regret that not being allowed to work from home has forced you to adjust your masturbation schedule - Unknown

The light was turned on and a lot of the cockroaches started spinning - Wesley Snipes

You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig

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A question for the ALP Morals Crusader, Penny 'Emily's List' Wong

At the pub with ALP morals crusader Penny 'Baby Killer' Wong

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I think that ego-driven leaders will be a thing of the past because the masses are tired - Louis Farrakhan

Union members seem to me to be like people trapped in an abusive relationship… brc

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Also available in Rock Salt and White Balsamic Vinegar

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...it's a lot cheaper to hire thumb suckers and pundits and have talk shows on the air than actually have bureaus and reporters - Walter Isaacson

Is there just one 'non thumb sucker' in the country who will put the question of full term abortion to Abbott, Rudd, Katter or Milne

A Sliding Scale

Beyond Economical Repair

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I guess those shows on Foxtel about psycho female serial killers are true?

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Who are these men of lust, greed and glory? - Supertramp

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