Watch out TV Week executives. Didn't they sack the guy who chose Barry?

How not to vote Liberal in 2016 - memoryvault style

The way to crush the bourgeoisie is to grind them between the millstones of taxation and inflation - Vladimir Lenin

After all that’s happened, anybody who votes Liberal self-identifies as one of Textor’s Toilets - memoryvault

He identifies as a girl. I identify him as sick.

Culture drives great results - Jack Welch

Loyalty to the unworthy is the wisdom of fools

Wisdom consists of the anticipation of consequences - Norman Cousins

Contrary to what you have been told, you are not the centre of the universe

Real Men

A Farce in One Act
   

Scene: The Prime Minister’s office

Interviewer: How does it feel to be Australia’s first female Prime Minister?

Malcolm: But… but… but… I’m a man…  

Interviewer: Yeah, good one. No really, please my listeners really want to know.  

Malcolm: Ah… um… Lucy… ?  

Lucy: Julia Gillard was Australia’s’ first female Prime Minister. 

Interviewer: Oh, you must be Malcolm’s husband… Gillard is a woman? Go on, you’re taking the piss aren’t you, I’ve seen her ‘partner’ Tim, isn’t it?  

Lucy: How dare you… that’s grossly offensive and sexist…  

Interviewer: Oh how sweet, chivalry is not dead.
Okay, so moving on… Malcolm, you’re not a woman and blind Freddie can see you’re not a man, I guess you’re in what confused individuals call “the questioning stage”.
So as a non-masculine PM, your position on abortion would be instructive. Do you support the murder of babies moments before birth, under the grossly offensive and sexist lie that it is an issue of women’s health?  

Malcolm: LUCY!!!!  

Lucy: We don’t discuss that issue in Australia. Get out!  

Interviewer: Well there we are folks, cowardice and delusion are strong in Australia’s second female Prime Minister and in the Australian women she leads.

One for the girls... and Christopher Pyne

Get the Ball Rolling

Jim Ball

Conservative Independent Candidate for Mackellar at the 

2016 Federal Election

Strategy is about making choices, trade-offs; it's about deliberately choosing to be different - Michael Porter

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I - I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference ― Robert Frost

Circumstances do not make the man, they reveal him. James Allen

At least he's not a $20 a trick hooker like Miranda, Janet and Nikki

To Everything There is a Season... a time to kill - Ecclesiastes 3:3

Sinclair Davidson wrote "Niki (Savva) is asking the question – no doubt she is not alone – why they (conservatives) don’t just fuck off?" My response - "Okay".

PM Malcolm Turnbull’s secret brains trust are his new team but they’re old hands in politics

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Meet Deaf, Dumb and Blind Freddie

Happiness is a choice that requires effort at times. Aeschylus