The petty thief is imprisoned but the big thief becomes a feudal lord - Zhuangzi, The Complete Works of Chuang Tzu

Newsflash Malcolm... The demographics of the Seat of Wentworth are not representative of the Nation

Three Hookers Advertising - Selling the 'Turnbull 2.0'

And the telephone. Don’t forget the telephone. And houses and schools and electricity. They used to hunt electricity. Well known fact - Elizabeth (Lizzie) B.

We ended up getting the UN/Goldman Sachs man INSTALLED as PM, over the man We The People elected - srr

To whom was Hillary speaking when she said she would put Bill in charge of revitalising the economy?

They trust me. Dumb fucks - Mark Zuckerberg (or insert the name of any politician)

She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead - Smash Mouth

What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and Comical Ali?

Perhaps NSW should build a Trump wall to keep these 'Mexicans' out

How irrational are you? Try this quick quiz.

Real leaders are not cowards. Real leaders seek truth. They face threats. They step forward first - Riccardo Bosi

It was this intimate portrait of Walid Ali at home that convinced many to support his bid for the Gold Logie

Watch out TV Week executives. Didn't they sack the guy who chose Barry?

How not to vote Liberal in 2016 - memoryvault style

The way to crush the bourgeoisie is to grind them between the millstones of taxation and inflation - Vladimir Lenin

After all that’s happened, anybody who votes Liberal self-identifies as one of Textor’s Toilets - memoryvault

He identifies as a girl. I identify him as sick.

Culture drives great results - Jack Welch

Loyalty to the unworthy is the wisdom of fools

Wisdom consists of the anticipation of consequences - Norman Cousins

Contrary to what you have been told, you are not the centre of the universe

Real Men

A Farce in One Act
   

Scene: The Prime Minister’s office

Interviewer: How does it feel to be Australia’s first female Prime Minister?

Malcolm: But… but… but… I’m a man…  

Interviewer: Yeah, good one. No really, please my listeners really want to know.  

Malcolm: Ah… um… Lucy… ?  

Lucy: Julia Gillard was Australia’s’ first female Prime Minister. 

Interviewer: Oh, you must be Malcolm’s husband… Gillard is a woman? Go on, you’re taking the piss aren’t you, I’ve seen her ‘partner’ Tim, isn’t it?  

Lucy: How dare you… that’s grossly offensive and sexist…  

Interviewer: Oh how sweet, chivalry is not dead.
Okay, so moving on… Malcolm, you’re not a woman and blind Freddie can see you’re not a man, I guess you’re in what confused individuals call “the questioning stage”.
So as a non-masculine PM, your position on abortion would be instructive. Do you support the murder of babies moments before birth, under the grossly offensive and sexist lie that it is an issue of women’s health?  

Malcolm: LUCY!!!!  

Lucy: We don’t discuss that issue in Australia. Get out!  

Interviewer: Well there we are folks, cowardice and delusion are strong in Australia’s second female Prime Minister and in the Australian women she leads.

One for the girls... and Christopher Pyne

Get the Ball Rolling

Jim Ball

Conservative Independent Candidate for Mackellar at the 

2016 Federal Election

Strategy is about making choices, trade-offs; it's about deliberately choosing to be different - Michael Porter

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I - I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference ― Robert Frost

Circumstances do not make the man, they reveal him. James Allen

At least he's not a $20 a trick hooker like Miranda, Janet and Nikki

To Everything There is a Season... a time to kill - Ecclesiastes 3:3

Sinclair Davidson wrote "Niki (Savva) is asking the question – no doubt she is not alone – why they (conservatives) don’t just fuck off?" My response - "Okay".

PM Malcolm Turnbull’s secret brains trust are his new team but they’re old hands in politics

Extra! Extra! Read all about it... here

Meet Deaf, Dumb and Blind Freddie

Happiness is a choice that requires effort at times. Aeschylus

The male/female wage gap is a myth but sometimes there are reasons why women are paid less than men

Our green valleys will be greener once we fully grasp the infinite vitality of the green ― Mehmet Murat ildan

The term 'Liberal' in Australian politics is now fully aligned with the term 'liberal' in the US

The gay lobby is selfish, narcissistic and puerile

QG Magazine - The Political Sock Puppet Edition

The truest characters of ignorance are vanity and pride and arrogance. Samuel Butler

They (conservatives) just don't matter - Mark Textor Liberal Party Pollster

And now, a message from Warren Truss and our country cousins: Suffer in your jocks, townies!

And Warren thought we hadn't noticed

The makers of Rudd's Narcissus Brand Edible Ear Wax present...

What this country needs is more unemployed politicians. Angela Davis

Danny you're a young man, don't do it! - From Saving Private Ryan

In the year 2525, if man is still alive, if woman can survive, they may find... - Zager and Evans

By-Election for the Federal Seat of North Sydney – Saturday 5th December 2015

Oftentimes a single event is the turning point of a great struggle but at close quarters its import can be difficult to discern. 

The battle for political supremacy during elections resembles trench warfare. The marginal seats are the the lines of opposing troops only metres apart, where the cost of advances are high and the outcome rarely certain. The safe seats are further back, out of range of grenade and rifle. Some are so safe, so far from the front line that even the sound of the enemy’s artillery does not reach their gentle ears. Their fights are internecine and casualties are rare.

This has now changed.  

The faux Liberal leader Turnbull has ensured a faux Liberal candidate, Zimmerman, has been pre-selected for the seat of North Sydney. The conservative voters of North Sydney now find themselves in the front line of a great battle against the progressive left who have invaded their Party and would dismantle, piece by piece all that conservatives hold dear. It is not a position they have been in for many years. The Liberal Party has grossly betrayed its conservative base, which according to Liberal pollster Mark Textor, doesn’t matter. At the 2013 Federal election, Joe Hockey won with 61% of the primary vote and nearly 66% two party preferred, so it is unlikely the Liberals will lose North Sydney.

So what should conservatives in North Sydney do? On 5 December, they should speak the only language politicians understand – Make a protest vote. Make a protest vote against Malcolm Turnbull and the Liberal Party.

If you want your vote to go to a good conservative candidate, Vote Independent – Vote Dr Stephen Ruff

A Catostrophic Failure of Leadership

It's amazing what you can do... when you don't have to look at yourself in the mirror any more - Hollow Man

Because my family has no money, I’ve decided to become a prostitute. That’s right, I’m going into politics - Jarod Kintz

Oh look, they come in Liberal Blue!

To carry water for - To perform menial tasks for; to serve; to assist; to be forced by politics or pragmatism to endorse or promote a belief, individual, or organization