Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh - Tom Lehrer

That he is Totally and Permanently Incapacitated, I have no doubt

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A partial explanation for the ALP’s 44% 2PP

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We regret that not being allowed to work from home has forced you to adjust your masturbation schedule - Unknown

The light was turned on and a lot of the cockroaches started spinning - Wesley Snipes

You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig

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A question for the ALP Morals Crusader, Penny 'Emily's List' Wong

At the pub with ALP morals crusader Penny 'Baby Killer' Wong

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I think that ego-driven leaders will be a thing of the past because the masses are tired - Louis Farrakhan

Union members seem to me to be like people trapped in an abusive relationship… brc

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Also available in Rock Salt and White Balsamic Vinegar

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...it's a lot cheaper to hire thumb suckers and pundits and have talk shows on the air than actually have bureaus and reporters - Walter Isaacson

Is there just one 'non thumb sucker' in the country who will put the question of full term abortion to Abbott, Rudd, Katter or Milne

A Sliding Scale

Beyond Economical Repair

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I guess those shows on Foxtel about psycho female serial killers are true?

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Who are these men of lust, greed and glory? - Supertramp

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Life will give you whatever experience is most helpful for the evolution of your consciousness - Eckhart Tolle

I am dragged along by a strange new force. Desire and reason are pulling in different directions. I see the right way and approve it, but follow the worse ― Ovid's Metamorphoses

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Is this the beginning of anything you want?

That's not a gay marriage...

CONTROVERSIAL!!! (Code for "It doesn't support the GLBTXYZ Agenda")

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The Labor Voter's Dilemma

We all don't look the same - Penny Wong

I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman - Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Does Mrs Betty Cruikshank from Charters Towers know this, Bob?

Some chicks hate it when you call them sweetie - Jeffrey Gitomer

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Queensland - Your Part in Australia's Downfall

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The coward only threatens when he is safe - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

الحياة بعد الموت ليست سوى إيمان تخيّله الإنسان كي يتحمل خوفه من العدم - Atiq Rahimi

Every action in our lives touches on some chord that will vibrate in eternity - Edwin Hubbel Chapin

Life Beyond The Grave... here

vac·u·um /ˈvakˌyo͞o(ə)m/ - Noun - A space entirely devoid of substance

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Scalding a child to death in the womb is not health care - Abortion Survivor, Melissa Ohden

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Dear Mr Bolt, grow a pair and ask the PM why

Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong. That is your oath - Godfrey of Ibelin, Kingdom of Heaven

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In a room where people unanimously maintain a conspiracy of silence, one word of truth sounds like a pistol shot - Czesław Miłosz

I regularly comment on my desire to exploit my admirers or to kill babies and cute animals, and I don't even need to laugh or smile for people to think I am joking - M.E. Thomas, Confessions of a Sociopath: A Life Spent Hiding in Plain Sight

Conversion is not the smooth, easy-going process some men seem to think... It is wounding work - John Bunyan

There is no such thing as public opinion. There is only published opinion - Winston Churchill

I should have been an abortion. The only reason I wasn't was that my father was a Christian - Neko Case

What distinguishes all these people from the rest of us is an utterly empty hole in the psyche where there should be the most evolved of all humanising functions... conscience - Martha Stout PhD, The Sociopath Next Door

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I recognize that as governor, my job is to sit on the other side of the table from the public sector unions and negotiate effectively on behalf of all the taxpayers of the state, including all of you - Rob McKenna

What's the difference between a duck? One leg's both the same - Hey, Hey It's Saturday

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You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life - Winston Churchill

People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history - Dan Quayle

Misogyny in the Australian Labor Party? I'm shocked I tells ya... shocked! (Inspired by Gab and egg)

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Just how stupid is the Australian voter?

Climb every mountain, ford every stream, follow every rainbow, 'til you find your dream - Rodgers and Hammerstein

Senator Penny Wong's Journey

The toughest part of a D&E abortion is extracting the baby’s head - Dr. Anthony Levantino

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It's a long, long race guys - Terry Hutchinson

It touched me to be trusted with something terrible - Elizabeth Kostova, The Historian