Newsflash Malcolm... The demographics of the Seat of Wentworth are not representative of the Nation

Three Hookers Advertising - Selling the 'Turnbull 2.0'

And the telephone. Don’t forget the telephone. And houses and schools and electricity. They used to hunt electricity. Well known fact - Elizabeth (Lizzie) B.

We ended up getting the UN/Goldman Sachs man INSTALLED as PM, over the man We The People elected - srr

To whom was Hillary speaking when she said she would put Bill in charge of revitalising the economy?

They trust me. Dumb fucks - Mark Zuckerberg (or insert the name of any politician)

She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead - Smash Mouth

What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and Comical Ali?

Perhaps NSW should build a Trump wall to keep these 'Mexicans' out

How irrational are you? Try this quick quiz.

Real leaders are not cowards. Real leaders seek truth. They face threats. They step forward first - Riccardo Bosi

It was this intimate portrait of Walid Ali at home that convinced many to support his bid for the Gold Logie

Watch out TV Week executives. Didn't they sack the guy who chose Barry?

How not to vote Liberal in 2016 - memoryvault style

The way to crush the bourgeoisie is to grind them between the millstones of taxation and inflation - Vladimir Lenin

After all that’s happened, anybody who votes Liberal self-identifies as one of Textor’s Toilets - memoryvault

He identifies as a girl. I identify him as sick.

Culture drives great results - Jack Welch

Loyalty to the unworthy is the wisdom of fools

Wisdom consists of the anticipation of consequences - Norman Cousins

Contrary to what you have been told, you are not the centre of the universe

Real Men

A Farce in One Act
   

Scene: The Prime Minister’s office

Interviewer: How does it feel to be Australia’s first female Prime Minister?

Malcolm: But… but… but… I’m a man…  

Interviewer: Yeah, good one. No really, please my listeners really want to know.  

Malcolm: Ah… um… Lucy… ?  

Lucy: Julia Gillard was Australia’s’ first female Prime Minister. 

Interviewer: Oh, you must be Malcolm’s husband… Gillard is a woman? Go on, you’re taking the piss aren’t you, I’ve seen her ‘partner’ Tim, isn’t it?  

Lucy: How dare you… that’s grossly offensive and sexist…  

Interviewer: Oh how sweet, chivalry is not dead.
Okay, so moving on… Malcolm, you’re not a woman and blind Freddie can see you’re not a man, I guess you’re in what confused individuals call “the questioning stage”.
So as a non-masculine PM, your position on abortion would be instructive. Do you support the murder of babies moments before birth, under the grossly offensive and sexist lie that it is an issue of women’s health?  

Malcolm: LUCY!!!!  

Lucy: We don’t discuss that issue in Australia. Get out!  

Interviewer: Well there we are folks, cowardice and delusion are strong in Australia’s second female Prime Minister and in the Australian women she leads.